Abou El Abed (AA) went to South Africa. He decided to go and buy some bread. As he was waiting in line, a man approached him:
- Man: Are you new in town?
- AA: Yes, why?
- Man: We, the white people don't stand in line, we jump the queue and go all the way inside.
- After buying his bread, AA decided to catch a taxi back to the hotel. As he was waiting for one, a man approached him:
- Man 2: Are you new in town?
- AA: Yes, why?
- Man 2: We, the white people don't wait for a taxi, we find one with a black guy and throw him out.
- AA eventually found a taxi and decided to go to the cinema instead of the hotel. He found a long line, so he decided to jump the queue and went all the way to the cashier.
- AA: Give me a ticket in the front
- Cashier: Are you new in town?
- AA: Yes, why?
- Cashier: We, the white people don't sit in the front, we sit upstairs, balcony seats.
- During the movie, AA had the urge to go to the toilet. He asked the guy next to him where the toilets were?
- Man 3: Are you new in town?
- AA: Yes, why?
- Man 3: We, the white people don't go to the toilet, we piss on the crowd below
- AA having no choice, started pissing on the crowd below. A few seconds later, a huge black guy screamed from below:
- Black Guy: Hey, Hey, Are you new in town?
- AA: Yes, why?
- Black Guy: mat wazze3a chouway (why don't you spread it a little bit)