Abou El Abed (AA), an American, a Frenchman, and an Iranian met at a conference. Half way through the conversation, each one started saying how great their country is.
American: We in the US have the CIA and the FBI. They know everything, what is going to happen, how it is going to happen, and what will happen afterwards. This is what makes America so great!!!
Frenchman: We in France have beautiful women. You take them out, you dine them, and you sleep with them. This what makes France so great!!!
Iranian: We in Iran have beautiful Persian carpets. You put them on the floor, on the wall, they are wonderful. This is what makes Iran so great!!!
Abou El Abed looks at them, and responds:
AA: We in Lebanon fuck your French girls on Persian carpets without the CIA and the FBI knowing about it. This what makes Lebanon so great.!!!