Once Abou Abed (AA) and Abou Steif (AS) were driving in the mountains when AA asked AS to stop the car so that he can take a piss. While AA unloaded, a snake bit AA on his penis

Given that they were both far from a hospital, AS called the doctor on the cellulaire.

• AS: doctor, AA has been bitten by a snake on his penis, what should I do?
• Doctor: you must suck the blood or he will die
• AA: What did the doctor say?
• AS: sorry AA, doctor said that you are going to die