Abou El Abed (AA) went with Abou Steif (AS)  to a bar at 12:00 noon and asked for a cold beer.

• Waiter: sorry AA electricity is out, we do not have cold beer
• AA: ya khayyeh jeebaha sokhneh (I'll settle for a hot one)

There were no beers in the bar, so the bar tender decided to piss in a beer glass and then gave it to AA. AA drank half of it, wo massah shawerbouh(cleaned his mustache).

• AA to the bar tender: khayyeh alla y khallek she sandwich kharra isa betreed! (can you give me a shit sandwich to go with the drink)