Marra Abou El Abed (AA) had a fight with Em El Abed (EA), so he went to the bar and started drinking till he got drunk. A man came to him and told him

• Man: AA btishtiri mini hal far bi $100
• AA: walaw shool ossa, leish shoo bya3mel hal far?
• Man: ya AA hal far biya3teik a7hla massa (blow job) akhadto bi7hayatak! foot al hamam jarrbo.  AA went and tried the mouse and it gave him the best blow job ever. He bought the mouse and went home. 
• EA: shou hayda ya AA?
• AA: hayda far biymoselli airi a7hsan minnik w min siteen wa7hdi mitlik!
• EA: tayeb ya AA, and shou il matloub minni hala'?
• AA: listen EA, bit3almee ittabikh w btinsirfi!! (teach him to cook and f... off)